Tuesday, April 7, 2015

You know when you've been Vassetied..

Is it just me or does anyone else think this would make a fab TV advert for Vasseti.....I just can't make up my mind if it's the slap in the face that makes this or something about the color.....answers on a postcard please.







Rolling back the years........still rolling

Vasseti (Zavarco) literally paints Kuala Lumpur Orange during 2010 to bring on those investors.......




 

Sunday, April 5, 2015

Rolling back the years........continued

More nostalgic moments for those shareholders that have bought into the Vasseti dream .....

Back in August 2010 Malaysian internet sites light up with the promise of blindingly fast cheap broadband from Vasseti Zavarco......


































 
 

































  

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Rolling back the years........

Let's take a trip down memory lane for all those Vasseti Zavarco shareholders out there.....

 2010 

Can't find much for 2009 so I guess we will start here.......

Investors are breaking down the Vasseti door as Vasseti DataTech launches it's 1 Gbps mega turbo nitrous OMG I have gone blind fast internet service....



  

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

I bought a new car today.......!!!!

Robert Ross: Wow that's an unusual color. 
Car Dealer: It's called Vasseti Orange sir, it's literally just in today.......
RR: Fab !! How much is that ?
CD: Well let's see now approx.... $115 and if you want leather then you will need to add an extra $50.
RR: Gosh....it's a bit pricey.....
CD: Yes, but it's future value sir.......wow......what can I say.
RR: (excited) Really ??
CD: Yes, but if I tell you now that will only spoil the surprise.
RR: (very excited) OK..I'll take it ........(pay my hard earned money over)
CD: You won't regret this sir, I see you have a family....only one seat sir.
RR: Yes, can only afford one seat I'm afraid, put all my money into this super fantastic company several years back promising that they were the next Microsoft and Apple and now they won't even speak to me.
CD: Sorry to hear that sir, nothing worse, they sound like wankers.....
RR: Anyway, what about customer service ?
CD: None sir.
RR: None !!
CD: Yes, that's right none sir, in fact now you have bought the car I would like you to leave....
RR: LEAVE !!
CD: Yes piss off please sir, we have your money now.
RR: Great F***ed again......